What does that even mean?
it means unlike my human companions i have gone straight from the basic evolutionary stage of a gible to a mothafuckin mega garchomp ready to wreck yo shit
aint no dreamy thoughts of boys nor love here just spikes and scythe arms i reiterate ready to wreck yo shit
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
How don’t you
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
Can everyone please reblog this in hopes of this shithead being caught. If his face goes viral there is a much better chance of him being arrested.
Because people are cruel.
Signal boost the fucking shit out of this, followers. I don’t care if you’re an RP blog or whatever, if someone sees this and has the indecency to ignore it,
Patricio Millar is a soldier of the embassy in Santaigo. As such he should be held to the highest morals and should exhibit exemplary behavior. Instead, Mr Millar chose to cruelly abuse his own dogs, photograph the horrors and post the pictures on social media for the world to see. He punched and throttled one, buried it in sand up to its neck and docked its tail without anesthesia. There is photographic proof of these acts. We are sure he has committed more heinous acts of abuse toward these poor trapped dogs.What is especially frightening is that he has no remorse. In fact he is proud of it..posting pictures on Facebook like there is nothing wrong with it. As is well known, animal abusers of this type very often graduate to hurting and sometimes killing human beings.This man is that type as his nonchalance about exhibiting pictures of himself committing such cruel deeds ( not to mention criminal offenses) shows.
We call upon you to make sure this man is sentenced to the maximum under the Chilean laws .
Petition still needs over 3000 signatures.
Holy fuck um signal boost this
100+ signatures still needed
This is fucked up. This just fucking sickens me. Abusing fucking dogs. PUT HIM IN THE FUCK IN JAIL. LIKE THIS SHIT AND REPOST
This fucking disgusting fuck! Please put him away so he can’t hurt anymore precious animals!!!!!!! This makes me cry & can’t even look at the photos. But I hope to fucking god that this bastard gets what he deserves!
He’s a disgusting piece of shit
Give it a second…
More like 15 minutes………
I don’t get it..
oh my fucking god
THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS
I’ve never spent so long trying to work out a joke.
I’ve also never laughed as hard.
I literally sat there singing through the entire song trying to figure it out.
IM SO ANGRY
god fucking dammit.
i am so fucking pissed
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
that last one
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
IS THIS JUST FANTASY?
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron